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Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy,
Burn that sausage just a match or two more done.
Pour my black old coffee longer,
While that smell is gettin' stronger
A semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want.
Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save me,
With an ornery soul who don't shoot pool for fun,
If that coat'll fit you're wearin',
The Lord'll bless your sharin'
A semi-friend ain't nuthin' much to want.
And let me halfway fall in love,
For part of a lonely night,
With a semi-pretty woman in my arms.
Yes, I could halfway fall in deep--
Into a snugglin', lovin' heap,
With a semi-pretty woman in my arms.
-- Elroy Blunt
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 142 of 2327 |
Hitchcock's Staple Principle:
The stapler runs out of staples
only while you are trying to staple something.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 143 of 2327 |
Hitler used methods against white men in Europe, which by tacit
agreement between the cultural European nations were only to be
used against the coloured.
-- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 144 of 2327 |
H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.L. Mencken.
There is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
-- Maxwell Bodenhein
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 145 of 2327 |
H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.L.
Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
-- Maxwell Bodenheim
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 146 of 2327 |
H.L. Mencken's Law:
Those who can -- do.
Those who can't -- teach.
Martin's Extension:
Those who cannot teach -- administrate.
[No, those who can't teach, teach here. Ed.]
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 147 of 2327 |
Hlade's Law:
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person --
they will find an easier way to do it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 148 of 2327 |
Hoaars-Faisse Gallery presents:
An exhibit of works by the artist known only as Pretzel.
The exhibit includes several large conceptual works using non-traditional
media and found objects including old sofa-beds, used mace canisters,
discarded sanitary napkins and parts of freeways. The artist explores
our dehumanization due to high technology and unresponsive governmental
structures in a post-industrial world. She/he (the artist prefers to
remain without gender) strives to create dialogue between viewer and
creator, to aid us in our quest to experience contemporary life with its
inner-city tensions, homelessness, global warming and gender and
class-based stress. The works are arranged to lead us to the essence of
the argument: that the alienation of the person/machine boundary has
sapped the strength of our voices and must be destroyed for society to
exist in a more fundamental sense.
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Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
Inside every large problem is a small
problem struggling to get out.
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Hodie natus est radici frater.
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